Turnaround on made to order stamped items is 4-6 weeks. Shirts will be 3-4 weeks.

Collection: For the Humans

Here you can find all the items we offer for humans- bookmarks, bottle openers, and ornaments. All hand stamped on sturdy aluminum. Ornaments can also be set with a variety of crystal colors.
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  • 2023 AWC Nationals Ornament
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  • Alohomora
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  • Atheist Crystal Christmas Ornament
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  • Beer never broke my heart
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  • Christmas Cactus Crystal Ornament
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  • Custom Bookmark
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  • Custom Dog Breed Ornament
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  • Don we now our gay apparel
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  • Fuck your Christmas cheer
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  • I enjoy getting used
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  • I think I'll have myself a beer
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  • I'm just here for the pie crystal ornament
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  • If my book is open your mouth should be closed
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  • If you know you know Crystal Pineapple Ornament
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  • Is your house on fire, Clark?
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  • It's an imperfect world
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  • It's just a book
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  • Jolliest bunch of assholes Ornament
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  • Martini Recipe Crystal Ornament
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