Turnaround for all made to order items is estimated 6 weeks

Collection: Ready to Ship Ornaments

Our collection of hand stamped aluminum ornaments are the perfect addition to any tree or gift. Each ornament is made of high-quality aluminum and stamped by hand with a unique design. Our collection features a variety of shapes and styles, including holiday favorites and everyday themes.. These ornaments are ready to ship and make great gifts for friends and family or a special keepsake for yourself. Add a touch of fun to your holiday decor with these beautifully crafted ornaments.
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  • Is your house on fire, Clark?
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  • If you know you know Crystal Pineapple Ornament
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  • Jolliest bunch of assholes Ornament
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  • Martini Recipe Crystal Ornament
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  • Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass
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  • I'm just here for the pie
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  • Naughty List for Life Cocker Spaniel
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  • Not just the stockings are well hung
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  • Your gift is in the litter box
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  • Nothing for you, whore!
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  • Tits the Season
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  • Don we now our gay apparel
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  • Fuck your Christmas cheer
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  • You don't exist just to lose weight and pay bills
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